NYHUUGGEE!

Tag: mental-health

  • Don’t

    Yeah, yeah we know there is a war going on but it’s just blah, blah, blah everyday with whoever you happen to tune into saying the same old, same old.  Like they know what’s going on.  Now we’ve put our military hats on and we know what’s going on but we’ll wait till the smoke clears before we give our analysis.  

    And there are other things happening in this world.  Take those commercials that jump out of you whenever you’re watching something on Youtube and usually just when something got real interesting.  Sometimes right in the middle of a word. 

    Hey we’re not complaining.  We have to log onto a lot of sites and we just don’t want to pay the few bucks that will make the advertisements go away, so tough noogies on us.  But we can’t help but wonder which one of these dumb ass commercials are the worst.  We even have categories.

    The One That Can’t Possibly Be True.  There is this little box, designed by former NASA engineers that will cool any room in 90 seconds.  Any room?  You mean like St. Patrick’s Cathedral?  Cost?  19.99? 29.99?  Doesn’t matter you can buy a fan for less which is what this thing will turn out to be.

    Don’t Try This At Home.  A middle aged guy comes on and tells you.  ” Forget Viagra!  Don’t waste your money on those pills!  I’m going to tell you how to get rock hard for hours!  Just get some Vick’s Vapor Rub and…”  Not only don’t try this at home but hit the that skip button real fast.  Before you even think of it.

    It Won’t Work But It Can’t Hurt.  It’s a little drawing that shows a woman drinking a glass of water.  Then a nice soothing voice comes on and says.  “Drink a glass of warm water before you go to bed and your vision will improve overnight.”  And when that doesn’t work don’t worry, as there are commercials that will tell you how they got something to stop you from getting up to pee three and four times a night.

    Okay, okay there is a war going on and try not to get too stressed out.  Remember the terrorists have won.  The Russians are this fearsome military power, that will over run Ukraine in a few weeks.  Global warming which was later changed to Climate Change, will cause the seas to rise, and the Polar Ice Caps to melt by the year 2000.

    Dicens simle factum est

    Pro Bono Publico

  • What Do You Think?

    Now a whole lot of articles and even a few books are coming out about how the vaunted members of the What Once Was The Main Stream Media aka the WOWTMSM, missed the mental decline of Old Brains Biden.  Most of these articles and books are written by the vaunted members of the WOWTMSM.  Now we didn’t miss it and neither did you but they did. 

    The first hint, might have been when Old Brains in front of all the cameras said.  “I can sum up America in one word .”Asufutimaehaehfutbu.”  Then in case anyone missed it, he repeated it “Asufutimaehaehfutbu” for effect.  We noted it at the time.  The What Once Was The Main Stream Media aka the WOWTMSM missed it.  Of course there were other times, like when he thought his wife was his sister.  Then there were all the times he fell.  Then all the times he appeared to be sleepwalking and didn’t know which way to turn or where to walk.  And the Asufutimaehaehfutbu was hardly the only time he mangled a word or words.  He mangled a lot of words.  And they missed all that too.  We didn’t and neither did you.  But that leaves us with this one question.  Should they be writing this stuff?  

    A lot of the stuff they’re writing are Mea Culpas which is always good, especially when you make a big boo boo.  But if they missed all that, it kind of begs the question, what else did they miss?  Are they missing anything now?  Will they miss things in the future?  What do you think?

    And James O’Keefe late of Project Veritas, announced that he was not suicidal.  Almost all of us are also not suicidal, so why make this announcement?  Well, he now has a scandal he’s about to expose that will uncover billions that is billions with a B and even tens of billons in government fraud.  There will be indictments!  He exclaimed.  And if he winds up dead, it’s because they killed him.  He’s not going out like Jeffrey Epstein.  It will be homicide.

    Well one of the first things we learned in the News business is if a dog bites a man, it’s not news.  It happens all the time.  If a man bites a dog, then it’s news.  Got it.  So, we hate to burst James O’Keefe’s balloon but so far the D.O.G.E. people have found 160 billion dollars in waste and fraud.  And, well, no one has committed suicide over there at D.O.G.E., certainly not Elon.  And, no one has been indicted either or even arrested.  So if Mr. O’Keefe has found a few billion or even a few tens of billions, well we’re sorry to say, it will be more like a dog biting a man.  There will be no indictments, no arrests and hopefully, no suicides.  That’s what we think.  But what do you think?

    Oh that’s a picture of the White House Correspondence Dinner at the top of the page.  Those are the people who missed the mental status of Old Brains Biden and they are giving each other awards.  It looks a lot like the winners at the Grammys, just the senior division.

    Dicens simile factum est

    Pro Bono Publico