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Tag: health

  • Odds And Ends

    They held the White House Correspondents Dinner and once again, we weren’t invited.  Are we hurt, angry?  Not really.  Should we be?  This is one of these organizations, who if they had someone like us as members, we wouldn’t want to belong to it. (With apologies to Groucho Marx here.)  And if we were invited to one of their soirees, we would never attend.  But they could have asked.  We mean we do comment on what is going on in the world and we are a lot more reliable.  Not to mention we analyze the comings and goings of things, with a lot more adroitness.  So maybe the White House Correspondents, don’t like us too much.  Then again they invited DJT 45th and 47th POTUS and they don’t like him at all.  So, well, yeah, maybe we should be a little hurt and a little angry.  But not too much, just a little.

    Some big shockers from the WOWTMSM last week;

    POTUS 46 or Old Brains as we affectionately refer to him around here, was going senile when he was Vice President and not the last few months he was President.  Wow!  Who’d a’ thunk it?

    Dr. Fauci knew that the Kung Flu came from a lab but lied about it.  Another wow, who’d a’ thunk it

    Speaking of Fauci, we got hold of a few things from his diary that the media didn’t.  Maybe that’s why they don’t invite us to their big soirees.

    3/24/2020

    ‘Mirror, mirror, on the wall who is the fairest of them all?’

    5/22/20

    ‘Julia Roberts met me and she giggled like a school girl.  But of course she would.’

    6/28/20

    ‘They want me to hate on Trump.  Why not?  What does Trump know?  I’m a Doctor.’

    7/15/20

    ‘Some news reporter wanted to know if the masks everyone has to wear do anything.  Of course not!  But if I tell everyone to wear them, they will wear them!’

    9/20/2020

    ‘Some nitwit Senator wanted to know if I closed the schools.  This guy used to be a Doctor.  I am a Doctor!  I am Dr. Fauci and yes!  Me, I, Dr. Fauci, closed the schools!  And I did it, because I could!’

    11/05/2020

    ‘Trump lost and it was all because of me, I, Dr. Fauci!  Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all’.

    7/10/2026 ‘My attorneys advised me that all entries in my diary from now on should read.  Under the advice of counsel, I refuse to answer on the rights and privileges granted to me under the 5th amendment of the Constitution of the United States.’

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  • Do You Wonder…

    Does anyone else wonder about this label on certain hamburgers and steaks, that reads ‘Grass fed beef’?  We mean what else do cows do but eat grass all day.?  Are there Cows that eat something else?  Chicken maybe?  Seafood?  We don’t think so.  What’s the BFD with the “grass fed”?

    Does anyone wonder about these Tai Chi commercials.  They are all over the internet.  If you watch anything on Youtube you’ve seen them a hundred times.  There’s this guy and he’s like over 50 and he’s all trim and fit.  In fact, he’s ripped.  He has no fat anywhere.  We call him the No Fat On His Body Tai Chi Guy.  And he tells you don’t have to work out!  No stress, no strain just Tai Chi!  And you only have to do Tai Chi for 7 minutes a day!  Or sometimes there’s a woman like the wife or daughter of a guy asking.  “Can my Husband/Dad go from fat, to No Fat On His Body just like the No Fat On His Body Tai Chi Guy in just three weeks?” Then on comes the No Fat On His Body Tai Chi Guy and he says yes!

    Well we got a better solution than even doing Tai Chi for 7 minutes a day.  Just find the AI guy who made the video of the No Fat On His Body Tai Chi Guy and have him do an AI of you too.

    With six NFL teams at either 2 or 3 wins and 12 or 13 loses all vying for the coveted first pick in next season’s draft how many of you, like us, are wondering how much these teams really want to win their remaining games?  We don’t mean the players, some of whom will not even be back next season.  But like the coaches, the general managers, the owners and even the fans.  What’s another loss when you’ve already dumped 12 or 13 games?  Compare that to the number 1 pick.  It’s the difference between a lump of coal and sugar plum fairies dancing in your head.  

    We can see a lot of these teams going for it on 4th and long today.

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