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  • The King Of The Kung Flu

    Dr. Fauci has become the darling of the media once again.  No, no longer the poster boy of the WOWTMSM for the Kung Flu.  No, this time, he’s the darling of the Paparazzi.  The Paparazzi have begun to  camp outside his home where they can get pictures of him throwing out the garbage and going for walks with his wife.  Fauci does not look happy.  Mrs. Fauci doesn’t look too happy either.  That’s her in the picture above giving instructions to the Paparazzi.  Hey we get it.  Fauci used to be somebody.

    Fauci used to be on every screen that the WOWTMSM had.  Fauci was on the cover of all the WOWTMSM’s magazines.  Fauci told everyone to wear masks.  Fauci closed all the schools.  Fauci told us all to stay home, to stay safe.  Fauci told us all to believe the science.  And then, well, Fauci was the science.  Fauci told us to take the vaccine.  Hell take two, no three, four, five shots.  What the hell, the vaccine was safe.

    And Fauci made a lot of money while he was at it too.  But like all con artists who play the game too long, the wheels began to come off.  But by then Fauci had exited stage left, retired with pension in hand and all the moola he made from the Kung Flu.  Fauci had his get out of Jail card too.

    So when called before the Senate one more time, all Fauci had to do is give some lame ass excuses.  You’ve seen those acts.  The Senators bellow for the video clips and the folks back home, while the subject just yada, yada, blah, blah, blahs their way through the hearing.  Yeah the subject looks stupid or maybe gives a quotable quote like.  “At this point Senator what difference does it make?”  But the subject is home free.  Hell, Fauci even had the pardon.  They couldn’t get him for anything he did while he was The King of the Kung Flu.

    But no.  Fauci began with “On the advice of counsel I respectfully decline to answer based on my rights under the fifth amendment.” and kept it up through 111 questions always repeating the whole statement.  Why he didn’t just say, “I plead da 5th.” like all the other lowlifes, who plead the 5th?  But then why did he plead the 5th?  He has that pardon.

    Maybe there are things that there are no pardons for.  Things so vile and licentious, that the penal code, can’t quite capture them.  Things that can’t be said out loud or even whispered.  And maybe Fauci, The Man Who Was The Science, The King of the Kung Flu, knows that, all too well.

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  • Odds And Ends

    They held the White House Correspondents Dinner and once again, we weren’t invited.  Are we hurt, angry?  Not really.  Should we be?  This is one of these organizations, who if they had someone like us as members, we wouldn’t want to belong to it. (With apologies to Groucho Marx here.)  And if we were invited to one of their soirees, we would never attend.  But they could have asked.  We mean we do comment on what is going on in the world and we are a lot more reliable.  Not to mention we analyze the comings and goings of things, with a lot more adroitness.  So maybe the White House Correspondents, don’t like us too much.  Then again they invited DJT 45th and 47th POTUS and they don’t like him at all.  So, well, yeah, maybe we should be a little hurt and a little angry.  But not too much, just a little.

    Some big shockers from the WOWTMSM last week;

    POTUS 46 or Old Brains as we affectionately refer to him around here, was going senile when he was Vice President and not the last few months he was President.  Wow!  Who’d a’ thunk it?

    Dr. Fauci knew that the Kung Flu came from a lab but lied about it.  Another wow, who’d a’ thunk it

    Speaking of Fauci, we got hold of a few things from his diary that the media didn’t.  Maybe that’s why they don’t invite us to their big soirees.

    3/24/2020

    ‘Mirror, mirror, on the wall who is the fairest of them all?’

    5/22/20

    ‘Julia Roberts met me and she giggled like a school girl.  But of course she would.’

    6/28/20

    ‘They want me to hate on Trump.  Why not?  What does Trump know?  I’m a Doctor.’

    7/15/20

    ‘Some news reporter wanted to know if the masks everyone has to wear do anything.  Of course not!  But if I tell everyone to wear them, they will wear them!’

    9/20/2020

    ‘Some nitwit Senator wanted to know if I closed the schools.  This guy used to be a Doctor.  I am a Doctor!  I am Dr. Fauci and yes!  Me, I, Dr. Fauci, closed the schools!  And I did it, because I could!’

    11/05/2020

    ‘Trump lost and it was all because of me, I, Dr. Fauci!  Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all’.

    7/10/2026 ‘My attorneys advised me that all entries in my diary from now on should read.  Under the advice of counsel, I refuse to answer on the rights and privileges granted to me under the 5th amendment of the Constitution of the United States.’

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