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  • Quiz Time

    Get out your pencils and get ready, it’s Quiz Time again.

    Question 1.  

    Meghan and Harry were in the news because.

    A.  They moved to Manhattan where they can get chased by the Paparazzi.

    B.  They moved back to Merry Ole England and were welcomed back to Buckingham Palace with open arms.

    C.  They moved to Texas, where they will open a BBQ.

    D.  They moved back to England, almost in silence.

    Question 2.  

    Art Garfunkel announced.

    A.  He takes long distance walks in the United States, Japan, Europe and he can’t find Paul Simon anywhere.

    B.  He is collaborating on an album with Jelly Roll.

    C. He goes for long distance walks in the United States, Japan, Europe and sometimes he can’t remember what country he’s in.

    D.  He was thinking of leaving the U.S. of A. because of DJT 45th and 47th POTUS.

    E.  Who is Art Garfunkel and why is this a question?

    Question 3.  

    DJT 45th and 47th POTUS  is thinking of giving New Mexico a new name.  The new name will be.

    A.  47, as New Mexico is our 47th State and someone is also the 47th POTUS.

    B.  Central Park West.

    C.  New America

    D.  Mara Largo II

    Question 4.  Since last week was 9/11 we couldn’t let that pass without a question about it.

    Osama Bin Laden had his Myrmidons attack the World Trade Center on 9/11 because.

    A.  They hate us.

    B.  The terrorists wanted a win and the terrorists won.

    C.  Osama wanted to get our F-16s out of Mecca

    D  Osama and his Myrmidons are terrorists and attacking places especially big buildings, is what they do.

    E.  Osama hated Donald John Trump.  Osama thought the New York City Entrepreneur, was just like Hitler.

    Answers.

    Question 1.  The answer is D.  It’s kind of sad if you stop to think about it.  But gone are the days of the tell all books, the Netflix specials, the mad dash around Manhattan chased by the Paparazzi and even the cooking shows.

    Question 2.  The answer is D but if you picked E, we’ll give it to you.  Art Garfunkel’s was the flip side of Simon and Garfunkel, and well, not too many people could pick him out of a crowd of two.

    Question 3.  The answer is C.  This one was too easy but we’re kind of partial to Central Park West and not just because we thought of it.  It has a certain ring to it.

    Question 4.  The answer is C.  This one came right out of the horse’s mouth but if you listened to The Late Media, you might have missed this and you might have gone with A or B.  They repeated those two ad nauseum.  So if you picked A or B give yourself 10 points.

    Each question is worth 25 points and everyone should have gotten at least an 85 here, as this quiz was an easy one.  We like to give easy ones once in a while.  We want people to feel good about themselves.

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  • Who’d A’…

    2025 Mayoral Candidate Zohan Mandani was going to let everyone ride the buses in New York City for free!  Newly elected Mayor Zohan Mandani, says he can’t do it.  You have to pay.  Who’d a’ thunk it?

    Ex-Pizza man and Minnesota native Mark Anderson tried to escort Luigi Mangione the guy who shot the Insurance clerk in the back, out of the MDC in Brooklyn.  Anderson claimed he was an FBI Agent and he had court papers signed by a Judge and his weapons, we assume he meant stuff issued to a real FBI Agents, were in his bag.  But all he really had was a driver’s license and the bag only had a chunk of Gouda and a Pizza cutter.  He wound up in handcuffs and in front of a real Judge.  Anderson’s court appointed attorney said the ex-Pizza man should be released and taken to a hospital, as he’s mentally ill.  Who’d a thunk that one?

    And the FBI finally released all of the Jeffrey Epstein files and there was finally something in them.  Turns out Bill Gates, genius and billionaire founder of Microsoft asked Jeffrey if he could get him some anti-biotics for his wife.  Seems genius and Billionaire Bill got an STD from one of Jeffrey’s “Russian girls”.  And that reminded us of something Mickey Mantle explained to one of his younger teammates years ago.  One of the hardest things to do Mickey said, was not hit the curveball.  No, it was to somehow explain to your wife, why she has to take anti-biotics, for your head cold.  Maybe genius and Billionaire Bill, figured out how to explain that to his wife but the concept of the condom, escaped him.  Who’d a’ thunk that?

    Note to Billionaire Bill, if you use the condom, you won’t need the anti-biotics.  

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