The Legal Edition

Kiefer Sutherland or Jack Bauer of 24 Hour fame just got arrested for punching out his Uber driver.  But isn’t that what he’s supposed to do?  We mean, punch out the bad guys.  Some of these Uber guys are really terrible.  They don’t know what streets to take. They have to use the GPS thing and they don’t know how to talk to people like old style cabbies did.  We expect the charges to be dropped.  Don’t you?  Why were they even brought?

And who d a/ thunk’ this one?  Jerome Powell Chairman of the Federal Reserve is under criminal investigation as costs for the new Fed building went from 1.9 billion to 2.5 billion.  Poor Powell must be scratching his head and wondering what’s the big deal with 600 million dollars?  Compared to what everyone else has been stealing.  Hopefully for his case, he didn’t sign off on too many things.  And he can always play the Alzheimer’s card.  “Hunh?  Wha?  How did all these people get in my room?”

And famed attorney Alan Jackson the guy who got Karen Read off has quit as Nick Reiner’s defense attorney.  And we have two schools of thought as to why.  One, is the kid has no money.  His parents had the money and well…  Or two, Alan Jackson has a conscience and realized the kid is nutso but not legally nutso.  So there’s no way to defend him and all the kid really needs is a Legal Aide who helps the kid say.  “Guilty.”  Twice.

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